Postage And Feminism
In France they tell me Feminism
never got off the ground because
the women enjoyed being coveted
more as objects than treated as equals.
They say the future of Feminism there
has an uphill battle against saliva
to lick before it overcomes lust
and women prefer not being pursued.
The thesis is that pure Feminism
will never be fully accepted because
it might mean that Joan of Arc bare-
breasted would not be allowed on a stamp.