The Smartwife

I know you’ve heard of the smartphone,

and doubtless also, the smartbomb,

and possibly numerous other machines

sold with a claim of smartness.

I decry reliance on these.

They make you sick and exhausted;

stunt the mind and pervert thumbs;

reduce good personality.

Instead I’m suggesting the smartwife.

I use my smartwife for everything

except vacuuming and doing dishes, toilets, etc.

And I’m telling you, you should get one.