Life Begins At Eighty

(to the tune of Once In Love With Amy)

Life begins at 80,

prior to then, ’twas weighty,

Now you are freer,

Practically a seer,

From now on your outlook will be

That Life begins at A T E.

Life begins at 80,

So much begins at 80,

Fully retired,

You cannot be fired,

You work for Humanity,

‘cause life begins at A T E.