The Battle Of The Sexes: (Baseball Metaphor)

A Babe (Ruth) in the big leagues,

a batter to all pancakes,

a stand of ash among conifers,

expecting a place in the game,

Venus encounters Penis.

Swing ’n a miss! 

That’s ’er name, right?

Miss! Ha Ha!

Venus! Ha Ha!

Should be taking those balls on ’e inside!

Overeager that time too!

Feel the breeze up here!

Penis pitchin’ a heck of a game!                      E.

Two strikes, and here’s the pitch!           N

SHE CUFFED IT!                               O

THAT BALL IS GOING, GOING,  G   

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