Crabby And Short

Crabby and short,

crabby and short,

Why am I crabby and short?

I think it’s genetics and upbringing.

I am the son of crabby and short.

It’s in me and I grew up watching it.

I probably should be put on a rack

to see how much can be changed.

There would I scream: I’ll try! I’ll try!

But when they let me  off (if they let me off),

I’d snap right back, and I do mean snap:

I am crabby and short.