The Elusive Voice of the Viola
I have never heard the viola when:
there was another instrument playing,
the person next to me was whispering
or holding my hand,
the violist was good-looking,
I was a little sleepy,
it was recorded and the mice were playing hockey in the ceiling,
I smelled perfume,
my shoes or shorts were a little tight,
the lighting was dim and inviting,
the conductor was jiggling his plywood platform,
the tune itself was entertaining.
However, I can hardly wait.