The Diaper Bank
Let us put money in The Diaper Bank.
Long may they thrive on poop well-packaged!
They help babies, old people too,
give tampons to girls, kindly and free,
cottony and soft.
Oh! Let us all have nice clean bums!
Let’s get our bloody act together
and take care of everyone
free of charge!
Love that everyone understands,
Love, Baby! Love even Man!
Love.