The Diaper Bank

Let us put money in The Diaper Bank.

Long may they thrive on poop well-packaged! 

They help babies, old people too,

give tampons to girls, kindly and free, 

cottony and soft.

Oh! Let us all have nice clean bums!

Let’s get our bloody act together

and take care of everyone

free of charge!

Love that everyone understands,

Love, Baby! Love even Man!

Love.