How To Get Rewarded For Life
I was good to my little sister
and she still likes me in old age.
What a dividend it paid,
being nice to a little maid!
All you need to do, you brothers
of younger children, is let them ride
on your backs a few times, here and there,
yourself on all fours like a kitchen chair.
In my case I was a friendly lion
that went by the name of Liney Boy.
My growl was fierce, but supportive as well,
as any four-year-old could tell.
Furthermore, my mother heard,
meaning ample payment, even then.
The rewards continue to this day.
Donkeys and horses should bray and neigh.