How To Get Rewarded For Life


I was good to my little sister

and she still likes me in old age.

What a dividend it paid,

being nice to a little maid!


All you need to do, you brothers

of younger children, is let them ride

on your backs a few times, here and there,

yourself on all fours like a kitchen chair.


In my case I was a friendly lion

that went by the name of Liney Boy.

My growl was fierce, but supportive as well,

as any four-year-old could tell.


Furthermore, my mother heard,

meaning ample payment, even then.

The rewards continue to this day.

Donkeys and horses should bray and neigh.