Lonesome Farts

A friend of mine, when his wife split,

said the only sounds left were his farts.

Me too! It's a main complaint:

Nobody hears my farts.

This may present a new conundrum:

If you fart and nobody hears but you,

does that mean nothing important happened?

I may have to start recording a few

and sending them to my sisters,

Although that could be misunderstood.

Here I am wringing my hands.