Missed Call

Hi Pete,

Sorry I missed your call this afternoon.

I was jerking off and needed another 15 minutes or so to finish.

If I had stopped it would have taken at least a half hour

to get back to where I was.

I know you’re thinking:

Why couldn’t he have just carried on and talked at the same time?

(as you normally do, if I'm not mistaken)

But the truth is I’ve never been any good at multi-tasking.

And the other truth is: the thought of your face 

would have spoiled it for certain.

As it was, I did get over the finish line, if just barely,

and then had a short nap. 

Life in old age, eh? 

Talk to you tomorrow. 

Peter